i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
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