well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
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The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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