The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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