Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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