We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
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What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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