Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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