do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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