She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
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So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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