We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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