Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
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For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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