Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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