my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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