I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
