I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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