i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
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I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
so much tequila, so little girl.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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