there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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