Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
...so i touched it.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
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buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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