It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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