just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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