Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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