Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
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Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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