i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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