Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
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I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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