Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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