Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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