Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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