only if we run a train.
done.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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