remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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