I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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