That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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