Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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