well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
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Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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