i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Randomize
