I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Your tits are I can't wait for
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
