I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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