Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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