i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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