i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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