I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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