I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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