You really coming over, don't trick.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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