Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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