we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Randomize
