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some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.

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(913): some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night. http://tfl.nu/2xhx

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(480): View more from Arizona

is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.

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(480): is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state. http://tfl.nu/3rqa

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(404): View more from Georgia

best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures

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(404): best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures http://tfl.nu/m84y

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.

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(202): Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic. http://tfl.nu/byt1

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(828): View more from North Carolina

At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.

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(828): At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed. http://tfl.nu/va1q

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"

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(413): Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW" http://tfl.nu/hdte

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.

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(814): i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him. http://tfl.nu/dwt7

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couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.

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(847): couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner. http://tfl.nu/srex

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(231): View more from Michigan

You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.

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(231): You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes. http://tfl.nu/m034

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(203): View more from Connecticut

She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.

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(203): She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE. http://tfl.nu/wm9f

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?

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(920): Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations? http://tfl.nu/lkp9

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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?

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(412): I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask? http://tfl.nu/ymvc

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together

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(604): I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together http://tfl.nu/pe8s

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(281): View more from Texas

Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.

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(281): Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy. http://tfl.nu/smj8

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.

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(843): I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow. http://tfl.nu/m6rb

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