But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
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Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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