Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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