Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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