I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
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After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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