i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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