you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
no you cant smoke seaweed
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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