I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
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Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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