He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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