Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Randomize
