yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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