Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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